"I dumped my pony's manure in his driveway and left a note that said: "If you treat me like shit, you get shit"...


I tried to break into his house to get some of my stuff and I have a huge scar on my wrist because my hand went through the window...


I hung a barbie from his new Prius with a bag around her neck...


it's sad really. that he can't see that these are minor versus what other people have done...


My therapist talked me out of something else too."

Saturday, January 15, 2011

brian has no class

Oh poor little Brian,

I don't know why you were left out of etiquette lesson as you were the middle child. You have no class just like everyone else from working class Natick [which is why you NEVER let me talk or give MY side in any "argument"] It's all about YOU YOU YOU and how right YOU ARE.

You'll never be able to hold a fork right in the many fancy restaurants that you pay $100s to eat in. poor you. you look like a freak in the midst of classy people.

You shovel your food in your mouth like an animal. So gross and in a nice restaurant it is definitely not proper. You need to savor each bite.

PS "TESTING" before you add anything about my comments about working class Brian. I have a job now as Medical Assistant, so I may be crazy but I am working.

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